Go take a look at the old folks! Theyâre quite an intâresting sight! But if you want to see old folksâ then get your tickets to The Salem Players 70, Girls, 70! Itâs chock-a-block with old* folks! If youâre ready for a charming, sparkling little gem of a long-lost musical theatre show, then dust off your duds and get on over to The Salem Players. In other words, hit it, Lorraine! Haa-chaa!
Do you know how many women have been pope? Nun. Did you hear that Mother Superior had to crack down on nuns in the convent wearing perfume? She wasnât having any of that Nun-scents. But if youâre ready for Nunsense, the musical with singing, dancing nuns who are just trying to earn a buck to bury their frozen sistersâ then The Salem Players of Salem Evangelical Lutheran Church in Catonsville has got you covered!
It is the trial of the century! Every juicy piece of gossip you could imagine is wrapped up neatly, just waiting to be unraveled. There are men, women, and a strange woman. There are cops, judges, bailiffs, and animals. What? Animals? Yes, animals! In fact, some can even talk to them. Curious? Then you must see Doctor Dolittle being presented by The Salem Players.
 Director Jen Sizer takes the ball to direct her first musical and delivers a touchdown.
Donât touch that dial! Youâre in for a treat as the Salem Players proudly presents Radio Plays, Directed by Anita Spicer-Lane. Want an old-fashioned evening of nostalgia? Back to a simpler time when all the drama was heard gathered around the fireplace in the parlor whistling out of the radio? Salem Players has you covered. Featuring a selection of three vintage radio dramasâ The Lone Ranger– âThe Tell-Tale Bulletâ from September 30,
Are you ready for todayâs lesson? Listen to teacher, and repeat after me! I will fly second star to the right and straight on to The Salem Players to see their production of Peter Pan before it sails off to Neverland forever! I will believe in fairies and clap my hands to prove that I do! And most importantly, I wonât grow up, no matter what! If all of that makes sense then youâre in the right place for a magical and fun-filled eveningâs entertainment!
My friends! Youâve got troubleâ right here in Windsor Mill! If you donât get over to see The Saint Gabriel Miracle Playersâ production of Music Man and youâve got to know the territory, which means getting a ticketâ with a capital âTâ which rhymes with âPâ and that stands for POOL! Oh yes, youâll be in trouble! Right here in Baltimore Countyâ if you miss a show like this, thatâs simply bliss and glee!
Come with me and youâll see a world of pure imagination. Youâll begin with a spin travelling in the world of their creation and what you see will truly defy explanation! If you want to view paradise, simply come to The Salem Players of Willy Wonka for the most Wonkariffic time you can imagine! Thereâs singing, dancing, Oompa Loompas, and candy! Directed by Anita Spicer-Lane with Musical Direction by Sterling Gray, this fantastical creation will take you straight to the heart of Roald Dahlâs enchanting tale about a young lad,
The thrill you get from doing your work is the single most important thing in the world. When the good folks of The Salem Players take to the stage with as much dedication, commitment, love, and enthusiasm as they do for their current production of George S. Kaufman and Edna Ferberâs The Royal Family, it is easy to see that they understand this line of thinking. Directed by John DâAmato, who makes his directorial debut with the comedy in three acts,